In the beginning: Timchen S. spent the first 23 years of his life in Salt Lake City by himself in a cave, naked and cold, dreaming of better times and repeatedly reading ´The Book of Mormon´. His partner, Schlonas Ü. was a senior cosmetics Guru for ´Avon´ and avid horseshoe player at the time. The two ran into each other while Schlonas was practicing new mascara styles on young, bambiesque deer in a virtual forest near Timchen´s cave. Timchen was intrigued by the idea of wearing renaissance make-u...

In the beginning: Timchen S. spent the first 23 years of his life in Salt Lake City by himself in a cave, naked and cold, dreaming of better times and repeatedly reading ´The Book of Mormon´. His partner, Schlonas Ü. was a senior cosmetics Guru for ´Avon´ and avid horseshoe player at the time. The two ran into each other while Schlonas was practicing new mascara styles on young, bambiesque deer in a virtual forest near Timchen´s cave. Timchen was intrigued by the idea of wearing renaissance make-up and soon became Schlo´s jungle bitch holiday slut. On a prosthetics convention in Tirol our heroes met legendary producers Mathieu Pugnac and Luc de Guve. The rest is his or her tory...