Biography
“We want to play loud music, drink booze amongst friends and make the world a better place."
This is us:
Rak - Lead vocals.
Has successfully wrestled grizzlies in the Rocky Mountains. Manipulates people to buy stuff they don't need. Can maneuver a van in reverse faster than James Bond. Wins gold medal for outstanding pubic hair.
Ron - Drums.
Has several tattoos that make him look cooler than everyone else in the band (not that it’s hard to do). Voted “Most Likely To Not Fail At Life” by the other members in his band. Believes in and is afraid of Mike Tyson. Expert on Wolverines. Thinks a tiger is a female lion.
Yu - Guitar.
Real into driving long distances. Came in second place on Bullshit Bingo after being hit by lightning. Still has a crush on Craigs beard. Currently saving up all his change to buy a new E-Drum for his alter-ego. Has a pretty small dick.
Craig - Guitar, Vocals.
Good at growing facial hair. Hates that he’s also good in forgetting tabs. Near-expert level at moshing. Fist-fought a camel in '99. Wishes he lived in the 1980′s and was the lead singer of Poison. Can count to 100 pretty fast.