Everyone's a little artist
And everyone's a narcissist
It takes some talent and boiling water
To make hard eggs and couch potatoes hotter

Another hat on a coat rack
Can't wait, won't lose my steady paycheck
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
How much longer to fall?

Useless, meaningless, drink more, pay less, fucked up
Feed me, kill me, trade me nectar, bumblebee and suck up

You might have lost it on the way
You might have lost it on the way
So who am I to say

Everyone's taking their classes
To be the middleman serving the masses
My coach, my coach, can you see me?
I'm dancing on the rooftop, I'm all dreamy

Tipsy-dizzy-dizzy in Disneyland
Blow my mind so I might understand
No sweat, no tears, no future
Make everything disappear, make me neutral

Useless, meaningless, drink more, pay less, fucked up
Feed me, kill me, trade me nectar, bumblebee, and suck up!

You might have lost it on the way
You might have lost it on the way
So who am I to say

So fucked up
So fucked up
So fucked up
So fucked up
So fucked up
So fucked up
So fucked up